Will you buy me a pony?

Tommy: I like to buy you things
Tommy: we just don't have a place for a pony right now
Tommy: and they make lots of poop, so we can't keep it inside
Lauren: POOP?!
Tommy: yep
Tommy: poop
Lauren: gross
Tommy: still want that pony?
Lauren: i want a poopless pony
Lauren: is that too much to ask?!?!!
Tommy: ummm
Tommy: yea
Tommy: they don't make em poopless